<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763</id><updated>2011-12-13T19:54:00.887-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fast Times of Jarhead Jerry</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763.post-116229576481314207</id><published>2006-10-31T03:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T03:56:04.826-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" scale="noScale" salign="TL" bgcolor="#ffffff" flashvars="width=480&amp;amp;height=392&amp;amp;mediaId=88926&amp;amp;affiliateId=27810&amp;amp;javascriptContext=true&amp;amp;skinURL=http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/skins/Default_Raster.swf&amp;amp;skinImgURL=http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/skins/night_skin.png&amp;amp;actionBarSkinURL=http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/skins/DefaultNavBarSkin.swf&amp;amp;resizeVideo=True" wmode="transparent" height="392" width="480"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15177763-116229576481314207?l=jarheadjerry.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/116229576481314207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15177763&amp;postID=116229576481314207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/116229576481314207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/116229576481314207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/2006/10/death-of-ball-turret-gunner.html' title='The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner'/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763.post-114501134263972939</id><published>2006-04-14T03:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-14T03:42:22.650-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Great Stuff</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed style="width:400px; 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I’m Jarhead Jerry. &lt;br /&gt;I shot and killed for you at three times less then the French foreign legion .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got myself shot up something awful, they even gave me some medals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now the man in the T.V. is calling me a trader. Guess I should have lost another leg?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s not all bad. VA hospital opened up, only three hundred miles away. Guess I should get hopping .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I guess it’s better then a cardboard box.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15177763-114501016960609575?l=jarheadjerry.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/114501016960609575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15177763&amp;postID=114501016960609575' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/114501016960609575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/114501016960609575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/2006/04/jarhead-for-president.html' title='Jarhead for President'/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763.post-114248739898671011</id><published>2006-03-15T21:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-15T21:36:38.996-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/Zanderk/jarhead1.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15177763-114248739898671011?l=jarheadjerry.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/114248739898671011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15177763&amp;postID=114248739898671011' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/114248739898671011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/114248739898671011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/2006/03/image-hosting-by-photobucket.html' title=''/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763.post-112997290177095035</id><published>2005-10-22T02:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T02:21:41.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Needle in the Nightstand</title><content type='html'>Got myself cancer today, but&lt;br /&gt;    I figured as much. Don’t have&lt;br /&gt;    Much time, I have to run and&lt;br /&gt;    Get another colt 45.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    It’s cold, it’s fall. By now I&lt;br /&gt;    Got cancer all through me, I’m&lt;br /&gt;    Cold, I have no blanket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    I need to refrain from asking&lt;br /&gt;    For help, self reliance is the&lt;br /&gt;    Key.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    They spent eight thousand&lt;br /&gt;    Getting me ready, spent nothing&lt;br /&gt;    Calming me down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    I can fight blindly now an&lt;br /&gt;    Enemy with no names.&lt;br /&gt;    May I call you Charlie?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Spring time, cancer eating at my&lt;br /&gt;    Brain, I can not stand, I shall&lt;br /&gt;    Not worry for I have a needle in&lt;br /&gt;    The night stand.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15177763-112997290177095035?l=jarheadjerry.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/112997290177095035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15177763&amp;postID=112997290177095035' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112997290177095035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112997290177095035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/2005/10/needle-in-nightstand.html' title='Needle in the Nightstand'/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763.post-112997282535944519</id><published>2005-10-22T02:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T02:20:25.360-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Circle of Life</title><content type='html'>Born, Woke up, took a shit, went to school, came home took a shit, went to bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woke up, took a shit, went to work, came home took a shit, went to bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woke up, went to war, killed three people by noon, came home, took a shot, went to bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woke up, took a shit, went back to work, came home, took a shit went to bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woke up next morning, took a shit, got married, had a kid, went to work, came home, took a shit, went to bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woke up, took a shit, got cancer, came home took a shit and died.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15177763-112997282535944519?l=jarheadjerry.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/112997282535944519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15177763&amp;postID=112997282535944519' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112997282535944519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112997282535944519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/2005/10/circle-of-life.html' title='Circle of Life'/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763.post-112997274446330455</id><published>2005-10-22T02:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T02:19:04.470-07:00</updated><title type='text'>HEADLINE: Jarhead looses leg</title><content type='html'>Woke up sometime in the AM saw some  soldier’s wife. Some hood stole her purse. Guess it makes better T.V. Why don’t they look at me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, Hey over here someone stole my leg and my sanity.&lt;br /&gt;Guess we don’t make good T.V.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15177763-112997274446330455?l=jarheadjerry.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/112997274446330455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15177763&amp;postID=112997274446330455' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112997274446330455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112997274446330455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/2005/10/headline-jarhead-looses-leg.html' title='HEADLINE: Jarhead looses leg'/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15177763.post-112337188775773737</id><published>2005-08-06T16:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-06T16:44:47.760-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Eagle had landed</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Have to cash my check, blood money from past insurrections.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;They’re trying to pay this samurai for protecting the village.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;The devil may walk on needles, but Angels walk on dead soldiers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Trying to wage war on myself, working double time to arrest my senses. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Slow down my reaction time so I can blame others for my sins.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;My name is Jarhead Jerry and I’m a nobody.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15177763-112337188775773737?l=jarheadjerry.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/feeds/112337188775773737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15177763&amp;postID=112337188775773737' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112337188775773737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15177763/posts/default/112337188775773737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jarheadjerry.blogspot.com/2005/08/eagle-had-landed.html' title='The Eagle had landed'/><author><name>Philip J Walter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-hn_h8aUD0/TbKWUCGQnvI/AAAAAAAAAXw/9VBtRhxJyxs/s220/55455.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
